tagged → #reference

stylinsmut:

the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”

she picked up a sperm

just one

theywillliveagaininfreedom:

idontseehowthatsapartystark:

thecompassionate:

chasingpictures:

ifyouwerealien:

silentdetonations:

“Tik Tok” by Ke$ha and “Come Together” by The Beatles mashup

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I… I don’t know how I feel about this.

Reading the song title:

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While listening to the song:

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After listening to the song:

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the gifs are so accurate.

… what. the. fuck. I was actually insulted that someone would do this but then I listened and… oh my lord.

((Wow… talented mixer…))

Dancing now

tagged → #JAMMING HARD #Music #Audio

suprassnapbacksandtanks:

pluto-was-real:

monilip:

samandriel:

soshootastar:

who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom

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#it’s okay pluto I’m not a planet either

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I feel like I have been waiting for this post my whole life

I swear everyone on this site is high.

ciatlin:

reindeerplaydate:

w-for-wumbo:

I was not expecting that ending.

what the fuck just happened

they fucking wrecked did u not see

ciatlin:

reindeerplaydate:

w-for-wumbo:

I was not expecting that ending.

what the fuck just happened

they fucking wrecked did u not see

callmejude:

captainhufflepuff:

can we talk about how sherlock holmes says ‘neat’

oh these kids were eating themselves to death with mercury poisoned chocolate

neat

golly gee john come look isn’t that just nifty

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peep-toe-shoes:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

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someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

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someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

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someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution image

No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.

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musicforthehead:

It should be illegal for a suit of armor to be this cute. 

backyardskills:

one of my all time favourite photos

backyardskills:

one of my all time favourite photos

thedingledodies:

oscill8wildly:

milktree:

you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum

i need this printed on a t-shirt